English jokes (by QnR)

1) one day during breakfast

Q: I have a joke to tell you
M&P: Ok... what is it?
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
M&P: He did? I don't know,, why?
Q: Because he thought it's a piece of cake!

M&P: (laughs,, ) not bad,, very funny.

2) on another day

Q: I have another joke to tell you

M&P: Cool... go ahead

Q: Why is the sun a witch?

M&P: What? A sun is a witch? Why?

Q: Because i'm eating sandwich,, sand (sun).. wich (witch).. got it?

M&P: (laughs,, and speechless)

R was also at the table and wanted to join in:

R: I also have a joke to tell you

M&P: Sure, what is it?

R: Why is the strawberry a cake?

M&P: (laughs immediately...) Because you are eating a strawberry cake?

R: Yes!! Strawberry,,, Cake,,, Got it? Got it?

M&P: (couldn't stop laughing.. the facial impressions when they asked "got it? got it?" are priceless...)

A birthday wish..

To Wan Chu

You are my best aunt and i love you so much and have a nice birthday

here is my picture of a rainbow for you

from Qistina and Rayyan

A Hotdog Driving A Car

An original storyline by Rayyan, performed by Rayyan (both done at the same time)

The script:

Once upon a time there's a hotdog driving the car

then the sheep crossing the road

err..

the

err..

the hotdog..

the hotdog crosses

then..

then..

the hotdog crashed

then the hotdog reach the car

then the hotdog try to go fast

and the hotdog with a car go somewhere at..on the TV

the end

George's bright idea

Ambitious

* updated : this dress is officially sold :D

Mama was a little ambitious when she purchased a dress which was made for those with little to no challenge, horizontally.

Anyway, she has this (picture) and wishes to sell it to those interested at RM69 with postage included. Do message if interested ya?

The details of the dress : - 

Soft jersey material
Tie waist included
Colour – Dark Purple
One Size

Measurements when laid flat (please double where appropriate for full circumference) :
Length: 137cm
Bust: 42cm
Waist: 47cm
Hips: 60cm
Fits UK size: 8 - 12

Model Height: 158cm in 4.5 inch heels

Many thanks.

Star of the week

As of now we haven't got to see the "story" that she wrote but considering she was competing against native english-speaking kids, well done!

oh... and this (below) too. by the current rate she would reach 100 pretty soon.

England or Malaysia?

An ever tricky question for Q:-
Kakak, which one do you like more, to be here in England or back in Malaysia?

And always a diplomatic answer by her:-
Err,, I like them both

Papa pushing her further:-
Yeah but if i ask you to choose which one do you prefer

Q maintaining her diplomacy:-
Both are good! I don't want to choose! (with a raised voice, annoyed kot hahaha)

Papa: Ok lah, now that we are in England, what do you miss most in Malaysia? If we go back what do you want to do first?

Q: I want to go swimming with Tok Abah EVERY SATURDAY.. i want to draw that to show Tok Abah (below)

To Tok Abah & Tok Mama : You've been warned! Balik nanti your Saturday mornings will be gone!