Lost in pronounciation

1)
row, row, row a boat wor wor wor a boat
gently down the stream gellie down the streeeeeam!
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily farkey farkey farkey farkey
life is but a dream {something2} farkeeeyyyy
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papa & mama : stunned wondering where does that come from. must be donald duck's terrible accent

p/s : blame it on Astr* channel 613

2)
while in the car reaching a highway toll, smart tag lane

qistina : papa! mama! look! it's tits!
papa & mama : it's what?
qistina : it's tits!

passed through the toll booth and the smart tag device goes "teeeeep!"

papa & mama : ooooooooooooohhhh.....

p/s : blame it on smart tag, they should use other sounds