English jokes (by QnR)

1) one day during breakfast

Q: I have a joke to tell you
M&P: Ok... what is it?
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
M&P: He did? I don't know,, why?
Q: Because he thought it's a piece of cake!

M&P: (laughs,, ) not bad,, very funny.

2) on another day

Q: I have another joke to tell you

M&P: Cool... go ahead

Q: Why is the sun a witch?

M&P: What? A sun is a witch? Why?

Q: Because i'm eating sandwich,, sand (sun).. wich (witch).. got it?

M&P: (laughs,, and speechless)

R was also at the table and wanted to join in:

R: I also have a joke to tell you

M&P: Sure, what is it?

R: Why is the strawberry a cake?

M&P: (laughs immediately...) Because you are eating a strawberry cake?

R: Yes!! Strawberry,,, Cake,,, Got it? Got it?

M&P: (couldn't stop laughing.. the facial impressions when they asked "got it? got it?" are priceless...)

England or Malaysia?

An ever tricky question for Q:-
Kakak, which one do you like more, to be here in England or back in Malaysia?

And always a diplomatic answer by her:-
Err,, I like them both

Papa pushing her further:-
Yeah but if i ask you to choose which one do you prefer

Q maintaining her diplomacy:-
Both are good! I don't want to choose! (with a raised voice, annoyed kot hahaha)

Papa: Ok lah, now that we are in England, what do you miss most in Malaysia? If we go back what do you want to do first?

Q: I want to go swimming with Tok Abah EVERY SATURDAY.. i want to draw that to show Tok Abah (below)

To Tok Abah & Tok Mama : You've been warned! Balik nanti your Saturday mornings will be gone!

All in the day's work

R : Mummy, Kakak was very nice (pronounced naisssh) she helped me to do the helicopter game (an online game)

Mama : Oh really, thank you Kakak for helping Adik.

Q : It's ok Mommy, it's all in the day's work of a six years old.



...

Ever so sorry

Q mistakenly kicked R's football out of the backyard into the neighbour's house.

R cried.

Q :  Mommy! I made a mistake! I kicked R's ball over the fence!

And then, turning to R, she said :
Q : Oh R, I'm sorry R, I'm ever so sorry for kicking the ball over...

...

An email from Qistina

Q's reply to Tok Mama's email




To Tok Mama 



you need lots and lots
of carrots and rice

To be brave . 
I also eat carrots
that is why I am brave

from Qistina

An email from Tok Mama

an email from Tok Mama, she might need a blog too.




I thought of writing this in a book but I find myself postponing it many times. Do you remember this:

We were at Tok Chek's house and Tok Jah asked this question:
 
T.J.  Who are your best friends in school?
Q.    I have 4. Emma and (3 boys' names I can't recall)
T.J.  Who is the handsomest?
Q.    Nobody is handsomest. They don't have to be the hhandsomest! They have to be the    smartest... (Ouch... coming from a 5 year old)

Or this advice you gave your Tok Mama the nite before you all left for UK again...

TM: I am going to miss you all. I'll be lonely.
Q. : No you must be brave.
TM: How?
Q. : To be brave, you must do 3 things: eat rice, eat fish, eat carrots
TM: I've eaten them but I'm still not brave...
Q. : then you must eat lots of them! 

So, Premium (Qist in Arabic), I am still following your advice. This iPad really helps me to be brave especially because I can FaceTime with you all without much trouble. Syukur Alhamdulillah  for technology. 

Till next time, my hugs and kisses to you, Rayyan, Mama & Papa.

May Allah SWT always guide us in everything. 


Lots & loads of love from Tok Mama & Tok Abah & Wan Chu
Sent from my iPad

BFF

Today, after dinner :-

Q : Papa, who is your 'BIFF'?
P : What is 'BIFF'?
Q : Best friends forever..
P : Oh, you mean BFF?
Q : Yeaahhhh... BFF..
P : My BFF is Mama...
Q : Nooooo... Mama cannot be your BFF (with a-matter-of-factly-tone mind you). She is a Mommy...
P : *Dumbstruck*

Aahh... she's no longer a little girl eh?
Don't grow up too fast sayang!

Lost in pronunciation - Part II

Not long ago, this scenario happened.

And just at dinner yesterday, another almost similar scenario happened.
I was feeding them both and so the conversation went like this :-

R : Mommmyyyy.... (in a sing song fashion, the style he always does)
Me : Yes, sayang. What is it?
R : You know what mommy, 'kang-ka-yu' have big tail..
Me : (Usually able to decipher all his words, was blank). What?
R : 'Kang-ka-yu' have big tail (voice a little loud, but faltering, showing frustration)
Me : (Turned to Q). Kakak, what is Adik saying?
Q : KANGAROO have big tail (with a priceless facial expression, as if to say - how come you don't know THAT?)
Me : Ooooooooowwhhhhhh......

:D

OH-CCAAAYYY....

This happened right after she showered this morning, while she was putting on her clothes ;

Mama : Kakak, I noticed that you got 2 wrongs in your spelling recently.

Q : Only 2 wrongs Mommy..

Paused.

Put on her clothes.

Mama : Yes, but we practised during your school break last week. And you got 5 stars for that, because all the 10 words were correct.

Q : Yeah, but only 2 wrongs, and I still get "very good" and a smiley face from my teacher. I spelled "children" and "looked" correctly. Those are hard words.

Mama : Yes, but those words you got wrong were easy words. What happened? You were not concentrating were you?

Q : Yeah...

While combing her hair, she continued ;

Q : Mommy, I think my brain was switched off. (Saying it as a matter of factly).

Mama : Oh? (Trying VERY hard to stifle laughter). Why did you switch it off?

Q : I think it happened by itself..

Mama: Happened by itself? Really?

Q : Yes Mommy..

Mama : Just make sure you keep it on next time ya?

Q : Ok, and this is how you turn it on Mommy (puts her fingers at both sides of her forehead). I'll remember to concentrate, and make sure my brain is switched on.

She left the room.

Mama : ROTFLOL!!

Cup aikim!!

We (QnR and mommy) had vanilla ice cream for dessert today, since it's already spring and not too cold. When I've finished mine, I started asking the kids if they've finished.

Adik : No. (But his bowl was already empty except for some leftover melted ice cream)

Mama : There, your bowl is empty, right?

Adik : No, I still have this cup aikim (soup ice cream)!

He then immediately handed me his spoon and started 'drinking' from his bowl.

After about 10 seconds (with gulping sound effects) he stopped and gave the biggest smile.

Adik : CUP AIKIM SO YUMMY MOMMY!!!!!!

Owh Rayyan... :D

Lost in pronounciation

1)
row, row, row a boat wor wor wor a boat
gently down the stream gellie down the streeeeeam!
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily farkey farkey farkey farkey
life is but a dream {something2} farkeeeyyyy
click here to hear it

papa & mama : stunned wondering where does that come from. must be donald duck's terrible accent

p/s : blame it on Astr* channel 613

2)
while in the car reaching a highway toll, smart tag lane

qistina : papa! mama! look! it's tits!
papa & mama : it's what?
qistina : it's tits!

passed through the toll booth and the smart tag device goes "teeeeep!"

papa & mama : ooooooooooooohhhh.....

p/s : blame it on smart tag, they should use other sounds